Newest Discoveries
Caffeine Molecule Necklace
If you’re reading this, then I’m willing to bet my left *** that there’s a 90% chance you love coffee, and what better way to praise coffee than by adding the geek-tastic caffeine molecule nec…
Apple Pie To Fart Scented Prank Candle
I actually was the victim of one of these candles, I swear it felt like it was forget by SATAN himself in the darkest, smelliest and nastiest pits of HELL. A buddy of mine came over one day after I recently mov…
Solar System Bracelet
Accessorize with something a little different. Whether you’re an astronomy nerd, or just appreciate the beauty of outer space, the solar system bracelet is a magnificent addition to your outfit. Featuring…
Adult Sized Venus Fly Trap
Say goodbye to the nuisance of having to get rid of bugs by swatting or trying to guide them out of the house and, instead, go full on nature on their a** by bringing in an Adult Sized Venus Flytrap to take car…
Pop Out Outlet
An often overlooked detail in homes, but one that will add to the minimalistic elegance and functionality of your home, the pop out outlet can be hidden when not used, and when you need it, you’ve got 3 p…
Coffee Making Alarm Clock
This has to be one of the best inventions of our time. You can finally have an incentive to get out of bed when the alarm goes off with the alarm clock that brews coffee or tea. No longer will you have those sl…
Fake Parking Tickets
Take out your anger on jerk drivers in the parking lot by getting sweet, sweet revenge. Give them a damn good scare by leaving them a fake parking ticket. It’s a practical way of sticking it to them by gi…
Tree Root Chandelier
Do you find yourself enjoying a tranquil atmosphere? Are you into nature? How about fairies? Add a magical nature look to your home that’ll make you feel like you’re living underground, with the Tre…
Rainbow Lights Shower Head
Make taking a shower into a party and have some great fun with the Rainbow Shower Head. What’s really awesome about this device is that it absolutely does not require batteries - it’s powered …
We’re The Millers “No Ragrets” Tattoo
Proudly display to everyone how you choose to live your life - with “NO RAGRETS”. You’ll surely be the life of the party anywhere you go, and if people decide to make fun you, then joke&…
Realistic Walking Dinosaur Costume
Walk around town in this ultra-realistic baby dinosaur costume and revel in all your glory while puny onlookers either tremble or look in awe at your prehistoric majesty - except if it’s Halloween, …
Blood Splatter Wallpaper
Looking for an alternative aesthetic for your home’s interior? Something a little bit edgier, but cozy at the same time? Then, how the Blood Splatter Wallpaper fits into that image you’ve got in you…
Prepd Pack Smart Lunchbox
Save money and eat what you really want when you’re at work or on the go with the Prepd Pack Smart Lunchbox, an elegant solution that enhances your experience of taking lunch. Besides the fact that…
Hidden Door DIY Kit
Whether you’re a spy, have something to hide for a different reason, or have a childhood dream of having a secret room behind the bookshelf to hide your secret lair ( who doesn’t ), you now have an …
The Emperor XT Workstation
Take your productivity to the next level with an awesome, super immersive and super comfy workstation, that looks super cool and sort of like a scorpion! With the Emperor XT Workstation you’ll get distrac…
Risk Board Game: Game of Thrones Edition
Why reinvent the wheel with new Game of Thrones board games, when you can simply play the classic game of conquest with the setting changed to the Game of Thrones universe? The Risk: Game of Thrones Edition giv…
My Neighbor Totoro Sleeping Bag Bed
Give your child the gift of awesome naps and the gift of receiving lots of attention and envy from their friends with the super cozy “My Neighbor Totoro” Bed. We know that some adults may be super e…
Star Wars R2D2 Droid Inventor Kit by littleBits
Eager to have your child have fun while learning important skills? Also, are you a Star Wars fan? If yes & yes, then the littleBits R2D2 Droid could be the droid you’re looking for. With the li…
Kano DIY Computer Kit - Learn To Code
Empower your kid, yourself, your grandma, maybe even your cat/dog/lizard/etc to easily teach themselves how to code and operate a computer with the Kano Computer Kit. It’s so intuitive and well thought ou…
Diamond Studded Pacifier
Given you’re used to the finer things in life, you’ll want your child to get used to doing the same, so that they may grow into a fine businessperson from a young age. With the Diamond Studded Pacif…
Water Jet Pack by Zapata
Have some insane fun by fulfilling one of your childhood dreams. With the Water Jetpack by Zapata you’ll not only be able to fly via jetpack, but thanks to the fact that it’s a water jetpack, you…
The Seabreacher X Shark Power Boat
Tear through the water with the most advanced and badass power boat model from Seabreacher. The Model X features a shark design, features higher performance than the previous Model J, and is for those that want…
Floating Seahorse - Floating Luxury Home
Are you working your ass off towards further success? Are you a sensible multi-millionaire and won’t squander your hard earned cash on insanely expensive on private islands, superyachts or super expensive…
Kuratas Rideable Battle Robot
Rejoice! All our dreams are coming true! Giant Robots for Sale! Menacingly ride through the neighborhood or roam through the streets while doing some significant damage while onlookers look in awe at your aweso…
Discover Fun and Cool Things to Buy Online
Hey there 🙂 & Welcome to Awesome Shit You Can Buy.
Our sole purpose in life is to discover and curate some of the, arguably, coolest stuff you can buy online, as you can probably tell. From epic gadgets, geeky gift ideas, creative gifts or just overly priced insane things you can buy that you most likely won’t need - but obviously want.
Whether you’re looking for a unique gift, to buy cool stuff for yourself, or are just browsing, we hope you find what you’re searching for.
You can check back regularly, as we strive to continuously improve our website to provide a better experience, and we try to collect and post as many quality and awesome things we can.
From Innovative and Life Improving to Hilarious or Absolutely Unnecessary
As, again, you may have noticed, the cool stuff we post range from super inventive or creative gadgets, to some weird stuff that no human with a head on their shoulders would buy.
We believe that no explanation is needed as to why we do this, but we’ll do that anyway ( should you actually be asking yoursef “But why, tho?” ). Some of the weird things you can buy that we’ve collected, are there because we find them hilarious.
There are some remarkably outrageously funny things to buy out there, and our mission with this website is to not only provide an easy way to find awesome stuff you can buy online, but to also provide entertainment value and you’ll maybe crack a few smiles today.
Find the Perfect Gift
We also attempt to accurately describe the products, and spice up the descriptions with our personal take on them - if you’ve got an idea for improvement or “constructive” criticism, then we would very much like to hear from you.
Our collections feature not only awesome, but affordable things to buy, as well. Of course, some of the items will be worth millions of dollars, but you’ll be sure to also find cool stuff that you can offer as a creative and heartfelt gift.
Do you have a geek in your life? Then you can most likely find an awesome gift to get for them in the gadget section. Would you like to have functional and creative things indoors? Then you can find awesome items in the house and office section. Do you have an alcohol problem? We won’t judge, we have that problem too, as a matter of fact - the alcoholic gifts section is the one for you.
Basically, we’ll attempt to collect and beautifully categorize all the weird and cool things you can buy - and accurately showcase them for you ( and we have a very loose definition of the word “accurately” )
Lastly, we love submissions, so if you’d like to suggest something awesome to buy then please don’t hesitate to submit it and we’ll post it as soon as possible.
Hope you enjoy! And please contact us if you’ve got any feedback, suggestion, criticism, or just shoot the sh*t.