Discover an amazing collection of some of the most creative toys on the PLANET! Whether you’re a toddler, just a 30 year old kid, or a 40 year old baby, you can find some awesome things to buy and have some good clean fun. Maybe you’re looking for a nostalgic, retro, or heartfelt gift for a geeky friend or just want to play with this stuff yourself – we’re confident that you’ll have a blast with whatever you pick. If not, then feel free to just browse and we hope you have a chuckle or two.

Deadwood Boardgame

The Deadwood Board Game

Welcome to f**king Deadwood! Tears come to my eyes, now that I’ve learned about this board game. My heart is filled with hope that Deadwood will still live in the hearts of others and HBO will finally ren…

LEGO Heavy Weapons

LEGO Heavy Weapons

While some out there exert their right to bear arms, others are satisfied with making their own guns out of LEGOs. This LEGO custom gun instruction manual is harmless and fun for gun lovers of all ages. LEGO He…

The Plumbus

The Plumbus

It’s time to get jazzed, as you now can be a proud owner of the Plumbus! These are not your run-of-the-mill counterfeit plumbuses, but real regular old plumbuses made with Schleem, dinglepop, fleeb juice,…

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90s Solitaire Playing Cards

Now, with these 90s Solitaire playing card set, you’ll be able to play your favorite computer game wherever you are. Each card has the iconic low resolution design, which makes it an awesome gift for anyo…

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Infinity Galaxy Puzzle

Infinite Galaxy Puzzle

Have you ever done a puzzle that has no beginning or end? Where you don’t know up from down? Get lost in the Infinite Galaxy Puzzle. The Infinity Puzzle is a new type of jigsaw puzzle that tiles continuou…

The Fidget Spinner

The Fidget Spinner

People across the internet are discovering this new and awesome little device for those who like to keep their hands busy. It’s known as a “Fidget Spinner” and they even have their own trending subreddit. They’…

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Adult Fortune Cookies

Adult Fortune Cookies

This gift is labeled under NSFW. It’s filled with 200 individually wrapped fortune cookies, but these aren’t your run of the mill fortunes. Each one of them is offensive and probably insulting. The …

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